| 30th January, 2010. 10:56 am. [NYC] |
[January 30 2010 / 03:52pm] |
New York can be full of assholes at times. I got rear ended yesterday by a fucking jerk who then proceeded to scream at me. Yeah, cause I have the gift to make you able to fucking drive. He didn't like that I gave as good as, if not better, I got. Don't think he was used to women having bigger balls than him.
I'm alright, it was only a little bump because the asshole was on his fucking phone and wasn't watching attention. Luckily, for him, a police officer came over because I was about ready to punch him out.
Luckily Nikki got the bump out because she's amazing like that. Nikster, drinks tonight, yeaaah?
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| 31st December, 2009. [NYC] |
[December 31 2009 / 05:08pm] |
This time of year always makes me realise one thing: my mom is nuts. Completely and utterly nuts. She goes crazy, she's like a 12 year old. Her house is festooned, festooned, with Christmas crap and you wouldn't find more at a grotto. You walk in there and you're instantly attacked by tinsel, lights and baubles. I swear to God each time I've visited I've left half blinded and getting glitter out of my hair for days. Days.
Least it is over now and she can return to her usual level of crazy which only includes a sprinkling of little bit of glitter and the thought process of a 15 year old.
People tip very well at Christmas, very well. They also really like to leave crap behind, too. I've had three coats, two brollies, a set of little perfumes in a gift bag which I'm assuming wasn't a present, some chocolate, a bottle of wine and a lasagne. Yes. Someone left a whole lasagne on my backseat. It was quite nice, went down well with the wine and chocolate.
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| 11th October, 2009. 6:53 PM. [NEW YORK] |
[October 11 2009 / 11:52am] |
[block; private]I'm still bugged after seeing that girl with my face. It was a couple of weeks ago now but I keep wondering if it was all just a dream. Maybe I should... meet up with her or something? [/block]
NANOWRIMO is coming up and I think I'm going to do it again this year. Last year I did a sci-fi/punk novel. It was kind of fun actually, I did become a recluse for a month though basically. This year I think I've got a couple of other ideas, more towards drama and gritty real life than sci-fi. Possibly interwoven short stories of a couple of characters who are unexpectedly pulled into each other's lives for a short period of time, showing how simple moments can impact one's life. It's a new direction for me, usually I go for horror, crime or sci-fi but it'll be interesting removing those elements or having horror/crime as a background theme.
Is anyone else doing NANO this year?
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| Saturday, 13th September, 2009. 10:11 PM. [NYC] |
[September 13 2009 / 01:58am] |
The other night I gave a couple a ride home, they'd been out for the night. She ended up having two orgasms on my back seat if all the little noises and moans were anything to go by. Then there was the "Oh, yeah, yeah nearly there." It was actually pretty hot.
Also. Hahaha. My favourite bit? Gropecunt, the earliest known use of which is in about 1230, appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt. Orly?
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